Okay... so for starters, I only have one sibling. My sister McKenzie. My next door neighbor is Aly, and she is over at our house so much she Is practically my other sister. But you know how sisters are to each other.. they argue and they fight, but they also have some good times and memories. Well, that’s how we are. We get annoyed with each other. But you know, some days I really enjoy hanging out with her. Especially the days when she has her moments.
(be prepared, read these in a sassy 10 year old voice. It only makes It better)
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While writing this, she just came into my room. Without my sister and just plopped down on my bed. says, "MADDY LOOK AT THIS HOT GUY, HES MY BOYFRIEND.. WELL HE DOESN’T KNOW I MEAN WE TALK AND SNAPCHAT BUT OOFDA HES HOT". I just laughed when she really got me, saying. "well hes a bad boy though.. but what's greater then a bad boy. I mean that’s what I like. (smirking).
She came to my hockey game one day, I was walking out of the locker room (and im always the last one out). When she said "you go, you bright, big shinning star, you go girl!!"
She was getting off the bus one day, when suddenly she saw something in the yard. Fell. Then peed her pants only to find out it was a leaf blowing around.
I was sitting in the kitchen, with an awkward silence. She looks at me, I opened my mouth to speak.. When she said "shh, grandma frank millers a killer." I sat there for a couple seconds trying to gather all she said. When she says "*bang, bang, shh, shh, chick, chick.*"
I had a gathering at my house, consisting of Nicole, Kyle, Brielle, And Reece. She walked in, looked at Reece and was instantly Reece af.. later to say, "Ehh hes hot and all, but his name is.. ugh. well I guess I will get used to it."
late at night we were talking about Paige Lazorenko, When Ally said "if I had cancer, and say I had like only 2 years.. I would FORCE my man to marry me.. not like I would have to force him anyway, I mean who doesn’t want this hunk of gal."
I have this dog named Cody, and Ally was over (yet again another night) and she screamed "Rodger get away from me, leave me alone!!!" (and to remind you I was babysitting them at this time, sitting in my room. When I got the thought someone else was in out house.) but no, I went down there to see no one new. Just her, Kenzie, and Cody. I asked her "who were you yelling at". When she points down to Cody (the dog). I told her that his names Cody and she assured me it was not, that it was Rodger.
Now just the other day I made pancakes for the girls, and I was kind of just sitting there on my phone. When it got really quiet (and by now with those two I figured they were either making fun of me through looks, or they were dead). I looked up at the girls and then saw Aly. She had her pancake up to her face, and had either bitten or stabbed a hole in the pancake. Where her tongue was hanging out of. I was about to laugh when she said something. she said "you may or may not fear me now... but I am your worst night mare." (tried to say it in a super deep voice).
*walking around in Scheels, manager is on segway* almost instantaly Aly gets this grin on her face, then casually walks up to the man and taps him on the shoulder. Then simply asks "excuse me, may I take a ride on your disco stick".
yeah, I hope you find at least some of these funny. These are only just a few of her great moments but still.. They make me laugh so much. So, that’s pretty much aly for you.
(be prepared, read these in a sassy 10 year old voice. It only makes It better)
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While writing this, she just came into my room. Without my sister and just plopped down on my bed. says, "MADDY LOOK AT THIS HOT GUY, HES MY BOYFRIEND.. WELL HE DOESN’T KNOW I MEAN WE TALK AND SNAPCHAT BUT OOFDA HES HOT". I just laughed when she really got me, saying. "well hes a bad boy though.. but what's greater then a bad boy. I mean that’s what I like. (smirking).
She came to my hockey game one day, I was walking out of the locker room (and im always the last one out). When she said "you go, you bright, big shinning star, you go girl!!"
She was getting off the bus one day, when suddenly she saw something in the yard. Fell. Then peed her pants only to find out it was a leaf blowing around.
I was sitting in the kitchen, with an awkward silence. She looks at me, I opened my mouth to speak.. When she said "shh, grandma frank millers a killer." I sat there for a couple seconds trying to gather all she said. When she says "*bang, bang, shh, shh, chick, chick.*"
I had a gathering at my house, consisting of Nicole, Kyle, Brielle, And Reece. She walked in, looked at Reece and was instantly Reece af.. later to say, "Ehh hes hot and all, but his name is.. ugh. well I guess I will get used to it."
late at night we were talking about Paige Lazorenko, When Ally said "if I had cancer, and say I had like only 2 years.. I would FORCE my man to marry me.. not like I would have to force him anyway, I mean who doesn’t want this hunk of gal."
I have this dog named Cody, and Ally was over (yet again another night) and she screamed "Rodger get away from me, leave me alone!!!" (and to remind you I was babysitting them at this time, sitting in my room. When I got the thought someone else was in out house.) but no, I went down there to see no one new. Just her, Kenzie, and Cody. I asked her "who were you yelling at". When she points down to Cody (the dog). I told her that his names Cody and she assured me it was not, that it was Rodger.
Now just the other day I made pancakes for the girls, and I was kind of just sitting there on my phone. When it got really quiet (and by now with those two I figured they were either making fun of me through looks, or they were dead). I looked up at the girls and then saw Aly. She had her pancake up to her face, and had either bitten or stabbed a hole in the pancake. Where her tongue was hanging out of. I was about to laugh when she said something. she said "you may or may not fear me now... but I am your worst night mare." (tried to say it in a super deep voice).
*walking around in Scheels, manager is on segway* almost instantaly Aly gets this grin on her face, then casually walks up to the man and taps him on the shoulder. Then simply asks "excuse me, may I take a ride on your disco stick".
yeah, I hope you find at least some of these funny. These are only just a few of her great moments but still.. They make me laugh so much. So, that’s pretty much aly for you.